**MONKEY DEY WORK**

*(Words and music by Kristian Bediiako)*

Hey

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

Hey justify, justify

Justify yourself I say

Justify, justify

Justify yourself

So you think I ain’t been to school before

I came bottom in maths

When I was in school

A simple sum as two plus two

I can’t get it right

I only get three

Stand in the corner with your D cap on

Umpteen years you’ve been at school

And lo and behold

A simple sum as two plus two

You can’t get it right

You only get 3

Yeah Yeah

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

Hey justify, justify

Justify yourself, I say

Justify, justify

Jjustify yourself

Oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah

Listen to my story

And feel my pain

9 till 5 and all that jazz

Double time overtime all that farce

Clocking in

Clocking out

Come pay day what do I get

Aaaah I see

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop

Then two plus two equals 3

Aaaah feel my pain now, alright

GUITAR SOLO

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

Fat cats are growing fat

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

Bankers are growing fat

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

MPs are growing fat

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

People are growing lean

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

Fat cats are growing fat

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

Bankers are growing fat

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

MPs are growing fat

I say two plus two equals 3

Two plus two equals 3

When monkey dey work

And baboon dey chop then I say

People are growing lean